A Redneck Wedding
Last night, Chelsey catered a wedding reception with Cole's family, who owns a restaurant. She does it because she can make a quick hundred bucks.
Anyhoo, this was your typical redneck wedding reception. First of all, there was a raging blizzard going on at the time, so only 100 of the planned 450 guests showed up. They still had to pay for all the food, so I'm guessing the hosts were not in the greatest mood to begin with.
Everyone had a little too much swamp juice and things got ugly fast. The bride and her sister left for an hour to change clothes (or something) and the groom proceeded to make out with other women on the dance floor and play grab-ass with the staff. When the bride returned, they started to scream at each other (ain't love grand) and eight people ended up getting arrested.
Chelsey said there was blood everywhere. As the cops came to arrest the ruffians, a few redneck mammas tried to shuffle their kids outta there (yes, this was a family redneck wedding) and the cops arrested three drunk moms.
Chelsey went to hide out in the bathroom for a reprieve from the madness and walked into a smoke-filled ladies room (the facility is non-smoking).
The kids didn't get done until after two in the morning. Poor babies.
posted by Claire @ 2/25/2007 11:25:00 PM
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